thedisneytruth:
disney challenge → one movie: Aladdin
“oh, Al. I’m gettin’ kinda fond of you, kid. not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything.”
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chickensandwich:
i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
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bonaventure-:
its so sad getting up in the morning and noticing you lost followers i mean if theres anything we learned from the 80’s its only common courtesy to wake me up before you go go
(via drenched-in-sunshine)
We can tell our children that school is important until we’re blue in the face, they’re not stupid. They see the loudest applause is for the kids on the field. They know teachers are paid poorly and don’t drive fancy cars. They know people plan Super Bowl parties but mock the National Spelling Bee. In other words, they see the hypocrisy, and we can’t expect society to correct itself. If we want to have any lasting influence on the way our kids approach education — the way future generations approach education — then we have to grab our pom-poms and paint our faces and celebrate intellectual curiosity with the same vigor we do their athletic achievements.
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Why I’m raising my son to be a nerd - CNN.com
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I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.
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thewizardofosnes:
If I see that motherfucking woman in the fat suit in the Royal Caribbean production of Hairspray one more time I will swim my fat ass to that boat and scream “YOU ARE RUINING THE BODY-POSITIVE PURPOSE OF THIS SHOW BY CASTING A THIN WOMAN TO PLAY A FAT WOMAN INSTEAD OF AN ACTUAL FAT WOMAN”
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cassjaytuck:
one time my school hosted a laser tag tournament and so me and my friends went and we were owning the place until we realized one of our friends was missing. we found him building a baracade out of benches and plants at the top of the stairwell and whenever anyone approached he’d shoot at them and yell “DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING???”
(via ravenclawquidditchcaptain)
We’re all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? ‘Cause it was, you know. It was the best.
(via thenorbucks)
thefishwhoalwayssaysmyleg:
maydayinwonderland:
every song can be depressing if u try hard enough
where do we come from?
where do we go?
where do we come from?
*tear slowly streams down face*
*whispers dramatically* cotton eye joe
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edwardspoonhands:
BRB….selling my Microsoft stock…
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thisisradioactive:
TUMBLR GIVEAWAY EVERYONE
To celebrate (insert celebratory cause here) I am giving away stuff:
- Animal Crossing New Leaf
- A 3DS
- Kingdom Hearts III
- Gold coins from the Atocha
- My nobel prize in chemistry
- The Martian rover
- The secret moonbase on the moon, Moon Unit 1
- A Cobalt-60 Nuclear Densitometer
- 3 Passes for a free spaceship ride
- Burt Reynolds’ moustache
- Electricity
- Canada
Don’t need to be following me, likes and reblogs count. I will pick a winner Saturday July 27
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sharonosbourne:
yzma:
sharonosbourne:
urbanfuck:
sharonosbourne:
I want to kiss the person that created ramen noodles
momofuku ando — the creator of ramen
I want to kiss Momofuku Ando
he’s been dead for six years
EVERY TIME I FALL IN LOVE SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS
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daftpnk:
now hold on just a diddly-darn minute
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